Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The police report

Upon discovering an ocean of pee on the bathroom floor:

Me: "How did this happen?"

My 3-year old son: "The pee came out of my penis and went all over the floor."

Me: "I see that. I mean, why is the pee not in the potty?"

Him: "Because I was standing here while the pee came out."

Me: "Ok. Why weren't you sitting on the potty when the pee came out?"

Him: "Because I ran out of time. There is no more pee in my penis now, Mommy."

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