Upon discovering an ocean of pee on the bathroom floor:
Me: "How did this happen?"
My 3-year old son: "The pee came out of my penis and went all over the floor."
Me: "I see that. I mean, why is the pee not in the potty?"
Him: "Because I was standing here while the pee came out."
Me: "Ok. Why weren't you sitting on the potty when the pee came out?"
Him: "Because I ran out of time. There is no more pee in my penis now, Mommy."