Anatomy lessons with a 1-year old boy

Our pediatrician asked if we were working on identifying body parts with our 1-year old son. Here is how it goes in bath:

"Where is... your foot? No, that's your penis."

"Where is... your nose? No, that's your penis."

"Where is...  your tummy? Nope. Also your penis."

Sigh.

"Where is your penis? Yes, that's right."



Will try again tomorrow.