Monday, April 11, 2011
Hazards of personal hygiene
You may want to consider safety goggles when clipping your children's toenails. Apparently if you don't, a clipping will fly up, hit you in the eye, and subsequently become lodged inside your eyelid. This will be neither comfortable nor convenient since it already took quite a bit of effort to get your toddler to sit still to have his toenails clipped, and now you will have to abandon your mission, allowing him to run amuck.