1st day of school (school = 2 year old Children's Day Out) report:
All sorts of compliments about his academics -- attention span, knowledge, etc.
But did anyone else's kids poop / pee through all THREE of the outfits I brought, only to be sent home in the random church donation pants? Nope -- only mine.
Conversation on the way home:
"If you want to go back to school, you need to tell your teacher when you have to poop and pee and go on the potty. You cannot poop and pee in your underpants."
"I won't go back to school. I will just stay home with Mommy."